Friday, March 6, 2009

Monika-Inspired Blog....


Due to Monika's pointing out the great one-liners that came out of the
movie Dodgeball (with Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, & Chuck Norris,)
I've decided to make this entire thing about great one-liners from movies.
Just throw out a one-liner and underneath it what movie it came from.

I'll start:
"Is it necessary to drink my own urine? NO! But it's sterile and I like the
way it tastes."
- Dodgeball

"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!"
- Dodgeball

(Well, this one is actually a two-liner:)
One-armed vampire: "We're immortal, Buffy! We can do anything!"
Buffy: "Oh, yeah? Clap!"
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

.....go's your turn now.....I'll check back over the next few days.


nikkimohamed said...

You guys are losing the game. Come on, Monika-ka. You started this stuff. Get with the program.

"Sorry, Mr. President. I don't dance."
-Clear and Present Danger

Monika said...

"Damn, ma, I got my head gear on."
-Anthony Michael Hall, "Sixteen Candles"


"Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than in any other place on the face of the earth? Or perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were they magic grits? I mean did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?!"
-Joe Pesci, "My Cousin Vinny"

nikkimohamed said...

"...then the duckman laid one on me last night and, I'm telling you!
I felt it in my thighs. He must practice on melons or something!"
--Annie Potts, Pretty in Pink

"Chicks can't hold their smoke."
--Anthony Michael Hall, the Breakfast Club

"Gentleman? Welllll, it's against my principles, but it's a deal!"
--Yosemite Sam, The Looney, Looney, Bugs Bunny Movie

"I had what alcoholics call a moment of clarity."
--Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

nikkimohamed said...

Man, I just saw another one tonight.

"You're not a bad person. You're a good person. It's just that every now and again, you're a real cu*t."
--David Carradine, "Kill Bill, Vol. 2"

Monika said...

That line describes me perfectly!



How about: "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) in 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'